What...?

You don't believe me?



First... my garden today:



This is a daffodil. It should have bloomed weeks ago:



And this is what is actually blooming today:



I've seen the sun once this month. That was two days ago, on Friday, for about three hours in the afternoon. I don't recall the last time before that.

The highest temperature we've had today was 5° C / 41° F. In the morning, there is ice in my water troughs.

The last warm spring day (and only one of two that we had all March) was on March 8th.

It snowed this morning.

We can expect to see the sun again on Monday, the 15th of April. For two days. I think I'll take those two days off, so that I can do nothing but sit in the sun. All day.

I am *sooo* tired of cold and grey and winter!

Can I move to the Bahamas? Now?

Please?